I've been craving for a massage for ever so long especially for my back. I can feel the knots in my shoulder whenever I shower. So finally yesterday, i booked myself a full body massage at a leading massage centre here in KL. It's very classy and sophisticated cos I so don't want any hankypanky on the side kind of place. But I did request for a male masseur cos I am very shy and I've had so many experiences with females masseurs who fall in love with me ;) I'm not kidding!! Just ask my massage buddy Stef and she will give testimony to the many times we've gone for massages together and she winds up getting bad treatment cos they're all fawning over me.
But anyway.. When i caught a glimpse of my masseur, I knew I was in trouble. He was hunky and sweet looking. I told myself this was not gonna be easy. And so i took off my clothes and changed into the pajama bottoms provided. And he covered my eyes with a warm towel as he begin my massage. Which I have to say was extremely sensual and slightly erotic! I kept thinking this is something different. Good treatment.
He started with my legs. Then he ask me to lie on my stomach as he worked on my back. He then pulled down the pants I was wearing slightly. And he asked, "U not shy?" I was like.. Umm.. No. And as he worked on my lower back, i realize the pants was going lower and lower until my entire butt was exposed! And he enjoyed working his magic there. I was like, OH Boy.. this is soooo not gonna be good. Then he pulled my pants back up and told me to turn around and lie on my back. Now he began on my chest and stomach. And guess what? He pulled my pants so low until the gutters of the pants touched the base of my penis. Exposing everything else above. I was convinced this is more than what other clients get. And when he got to my head, I swear I felt soft pecks on my cheeks and forehead. I was like, wait A minute. I didn't get this when I was getting traditional Thai massages in Bangkok. Hmm..
And then he started asking me for my age all the while sensually rubbing me down. And he started talking about my looks and finally the magic words.. Do u have a boyfriend. I just uttered NO. And then.. all hell broke loose! We kissed and kissed and kissed. And explored each other's body. Keep in mind, i haven't done this in awhile ;) We would up blowing each other. And kissing more.
The session ended with him telling me he wants to be my boyfriend. He kept holding my hand and not letting go. And he put his hand on his heart and said something in Thai and then placed that hand on my heart and smiled. I'm like OH LORD.. Is this guy declaring his love for me? He gave me his number and was all smiles.
I came out from the massage centre all shiny and rejuvenated. Getting more than I bargained for. And very happy too!!
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
taller in more ways
Recently, i did a flight to Brunei. It was delayed one hour. As I was walking towards the boarding hall to lead my passengers to my aircraft, i noticed a small group of people gathered there at my particular boarding gate. In fact, it was a small huge gathering of people. All the ram guys alot of the gate staff and guest services were there. It was like there was a small commotion going on. As I drew closer, i could see a man towering above the rest and speaking. It looked to me like this one moron was not at all pleased with the delay and had stood on the counter top in protest. I was like, WHY DO I GET THE WEIRD ONES ON MY FLIGHT? WHY?
When I reached my gate, I was surprised to find that he wasn't standing on the counter and it wasn't a protest. What it was was the fact that Malaysians being typical busybodies had gathered around to witness the world's tallest man. I'm not kidding. This guy was a giant!! Tall and towering. He was 8 feet high. Most of the people only came up to his waist. Me, of course abit higher la. But everyone was taking photos and posing with him and going on and on and on. Causing the delay to be even longer. And also brought up another problem. There was no way he was gonna fit into our aircrafts. He had to bend all the time. Poor fella.
He was travelling with his entourage of 8 and they were going on a world tour. And in their group was the world's shortest man who only came up to my knee! Talk about publicity gimmicks. We got him a seat at the first row and his legs practically blocked everything.
And I don't know why.. but for some reason everyone I told this episode to kept on saying "Wonder how big his penis is?" I'm like HELLO?! and EEEW. I think that is just sick. But then again it is human nature, I guess. I never asked his name but i do know they're from Pakistan. As tall as I am, I wouldn't want to be as tall as him. It's tough as it is finding clothes for my size, imagine going thru life having everything custom made.
Laters..
When I reached my gate, I was surprised to find that he wasn't standing on the counter and it wasn't a protest. What it was was the fact that Malaysians being typical busybodies had gathered around to witness the world's tallest man. I'm not kidding. This guy was a giant!! Tall and towering. He was 8 feet high. Most of the people only came up to his waist. Me, of course abit higher la. But everyone was taking photos and posing with him and going on and on and on. Causing the delay to be even longer. And also brought up another problem. There was no way he was gonna fit into our aircrafts. He had to bend all the time. Poor fella.
He was travelling with his entourage of 8 and they were going on a world tour. And in their group was the world's shortest man who only came up to my knee! Talk about publicity gimmicks. We got him a seat at the first row and his legs practically blocked everything.
And I don't know why.. but for some reason everyone I told this episode to kept on saying "Wonder how big his penis is?" I'm like HELLO?! and EEEW. I think that is just sick. But then again it is human nature, I guess. I never asked his name but i do know they're from Pakistan. As tall as I am, I wouldn't want to be as tall as him. It's tough as it is finding clothes for my size, imagine going thru life having everything custom made.
Laters..
Friday, November 10, 2006
happy birthday!
This is my officical shout out to birthday girl Nalini! This woman is one of the best things that has happened in my life. I cannot imagine my life without her. She's been rocking my world since the day I got to know her and I'm so glad I can still be with her. We share so much, we've been thru so much, we've loved so much and we've always pulled thru. She's one of the pillars on my life and I'll never forsake her. Tonight, I'm raising my glass up to you Nalini dear. Have a blast on your special day!
Wish I could be there with you to raise the roof!!
Love always..
baby one more time
After what seemed like forever, Britney said good riddance to her bad white thrash sorry excuse for a human hubby!!
Britney fans, gay men and I think just about everyone around the world rejoice at the news!! Seriously, it is about time. He was such a pain to watch and it pained me and alot of people to see her life being so pitifully wasted because of this prolonged puppylove. Never saw what she saw in him. He is pathetic and hopeless. And am positively livid that she has said goodbye and is hitting back at him!
All hail Princess Britney!!
don't speak
My friend Caramel and I were talking about school life and who we were in high school and what we did and how we did it, and the conversation became rather interesting. It's always nice to talk about the past and laugh about things that did not seem funny at that time and cherish all those good times. So anyway, I just have to share this funny incident that Caramel told me. It involves his Momma smacking him clear across the living room. I'm like WAHT?!
Apparently one day, after the end of the major exams, Caramel had skipped school without his Momma's knowledge. This is after all common practice. It's either you don't go at all or you run away at some point. And it just so happens that on that day, Caramel's Momma visits the school. Why is she visiting the school? Cos she's president of the school PTA!! Imagine her surprise when one of the teachers tell her, "I hope your son is feeling alright. Will he be in school tomorrow?" Recovering from her shock and acting cooly but burning inside, she said, "Yes. Yes. He'll be back tomorrow. Just a small case of runny nose."
Back home, the charade went on. Poor Caramel pretending he just came back from school. His Momma asking him how his day was. And he went on and on about it. All the while adding fuel to his Momma's rage. Then suddenly, "Caramel, please come down here for a moment". Innocently with eyes wide open, "Yes, Momma?"
"Tell me the truth now. And I want the truth. Where did you go today? And I know it wasn't school you went to cos I was there!"
That was when a war of words started. He denying despite the fact the he had been caught red handed. But he kept on denying. And she screaming at him for being a liar and disappointing her. On and on. And of course, the words got harsher and harsher. To a point where she said, "You son of a bitch! Shut up when I'm talking to you!"
And he went, "Well! Whose the bitch now?!"
And with that her hand shot out and he went clear across the room!!
But all went well after that.. I guess they both needed to let out pent up anger. Ha..ha.. But Caramel's Momma is one cool woman. She used to be a DJ and she's very up with the times. Heck, she's even recently asked him, "Caramel, have you got a boyfriend yet? You're not getting younger you know.." How cool is that? Although, personally I'd die if my mum ever asked me that.
So there you have it. High school.. Such a turbulent time!
Apparently one day, after the end of the major exams, Caramel had skipped school without his Momma's knowledge. This is after all common practice. It's either you don't go at all or you run away at some point. And it just so happens that on that day, Caramel's Momma visits the school. Why is she visiting the school? Cos she's president of the school PTA!! Imagine her surprise when one of the teachers tell her, "I hope your son is feeling alright. Will he be in school tomorrow?" Recovering from her shock and acting cooly but burning inside, she said, "Yes. Yes. He'll be back tomorrow. Just a small case of runny nose."
Back home, the charade went on. Poor Caramel pretending he just came back from school. His Momma asking him how his day was. And he went on and on about it. All the while adding fuel to his Momma's rage. Then suddenly, "Caramel, please come down here for a moment". Innocently with eyes wide open, "Yes, Momma?"
"Tell me the truth now. And I want the truth. Where did you go today? And I know it wasn't school you went to cos I was there!"
That was when a war of words started. He denying despite the fact the he had been caught red handed. But he kept on denying. And she screaming at him for being a liar and disappointing her. On and on. And of course, the words got harsher and harsher. To a point where she said, "You son of a bitch! Shut up when I'm talking to you!"
And he went, "Well! Whose the bitch now?!"
And with that her hand shot out and he went clear across the room!!
But all went well after that.. I guess they both needed to let out pent up anger. Ha..ha.. But Caramel's Momma is one cool woman. She used to be a DJ and she's very up with the times. Heck, she's even recently asked him, "Caramel, have you got a boyfriend yet? You're not getting younger you know.." How cool is that? Although, personally I'd die if my mum ever asked me that.
So there you have it. High school.. Such a turbulent time!
Thursday, November 02, 2006
i put a spell on you
Hey all,
For those of you who have not seen the movie THE COVENANT, please do yourselves a favor and go watch it. It is simply eye candy pleasing ;)
The movie was a big hit over there recently and it finally made it to our shores. This is like the male version of the movie The Craft (which is like one of my all time favs)! Where else would you find cute hunks with witchcraft to their names dressed in gorgeous attires and sharing a brotherhood? And not to mention, they are all on the swim team which means there are scenes of them in skimpy trunks!! And I mean skimpy! I don't think it's legal to wear trunks like that unless you have perfect bods. Simply gorgeous.
And the town where the movie is made is simply beautiful. I wish i could live there. It so gorgeous. Cool movie. You may have to close one eye over the wooden acting of some of the actors and some of hte loopholes but other than that, it's a cool movie. I couldn't find any proper photos to post but these 2 would do. Check out the site THE COVENANT for more info or go catch the movie and tell me what you think. Hot hot boys!!
For those of you who have not seen the movie THE COVENANT, please do yourselves a favor and go watch it. It is simply eye candy pleasing ;)
The movie was a big hit over there recently and it finally made it to our shores. This is like the male version of the movie The Craft (which is like one of my all time favs)! Where else would you find cute hunks with witchcraft to their names dressed in gorgeous attires and sharing a brotherhood? And not to mention, they are all on the swim team which means there are scenes of them in skimpy trunks!! And I mean skimpy! I don't think it's legal to wear trunks like that unless you have perfect bods. Simply gorgeous.
And the town where the movie is made is simply beautiful. I wish i could live there. It so gorgeous. Cool movie. You may have to close one eye over the wooden acting of some of the actors and some of hte loopholes but other than that, it's a cool movie. I couldn't find any proper photos to post but these 2 would do. Check out the site THE COVENANT for more info or go catch the movie and tell me what you think. Hot hot boys!!
me and you
Last Saturday, my sister and I did some last minute shopping at Sungei Wang. It is indeed a bad idea to go to that area on a weekend because of the bad traffic and becos of the lack of parking space. But this was important, it was her birthday and I wanted to get her a phone. But since the poor dear couldn't decide on a phone after browsing a few stores, I decided a digital camera would do. Then we walked around some more and scanned and commented on the crowd.
When we had had enough, we discovered it was not only raining cats and dogs, it was raining buffaloes and cows as well!! It was HEAVY HEAVY rain coupled with massive thunder and lightning. And we had parked the car in Starhill cos we had lunch there earlier. So getting from Sungei Wang to Starhill was not gonna be easy. Especially with our shopping. We took the overhead bridge into Lot 10 and pondered of running in the rain towards Lot 10 which by then had seemed to had gotten worst. Then my sister suggested we just purchase an umbrella from Guardian upstairs cos if we were to run, we'd be soaked thru. Logical. 3 floors up, we pass by this shop which just called our names! It was called THEATRE. And I've never seen it before. It has awesome clothes!! Both for guys and girls. And I must say their clothes have a very dramatic flair. Very cool. We wound spending some money ;) Then to Guardian. The umbrella only cost 9.90 but we spent about 60ringgit on other stuff. I tell you, typical shopaholics!!
And guess what? Upon attempting our 3rd time into the downpour, we discovered the rain had stopped. How ironic!! How long were we in there anyway? Madness.. And my sis also would up carrying back home this paper bag of clothes that she had intended to give her friend R, when we met her earlier. None of us realized it until we were home. Talk about your mad days. But it was fun. She turned 21 on that day and there was a huge gala dinner at my place. And I mean HUGE!! We catered this huge bbq thing with 2 chefs who meticulously carved away at the lamb that my dad had specially bought. It was a whole lamb!! Speared thru and roasting over the charcoal. There was satay. And ice kacang and all the usual stuff. Mad rush of people came too. Fun day.
When we had had enough, we discovered it was not only raining cats and dogs, it was raining buffaloes and cows as well!! It was HEAVY HEAVY rain coupled with massive thunder and lightning. And we had parked the car in Starhill cos we had lunch there earlier. So getting from Sungei Wang to Starhill was not gonna be easy. Especially with our shopping. We took the overhead bridge into Lot 10 and pondered of running in the rain towards Lot 10 which by then had seemed to had gotten worst. Then my sister suggested we just purchase an umbrella from Guardian upstairs cos if we were to run, we'd be soaked thru. Logical. 3 floors up, we pass by this shop which just called our names! It was called THEATRE. And I've never seen it before. It has awesome clothes!! Both for guys and girls. And I must say their clothes have a very dramatic flair. Very cool. We wound spending some money ;) Then to Guardian. The umbrella only cost 9.90 but we spent about 60ringgit on other stuff. I tell you, typical shopaholics!!
And guess what? Upon attempting our 3rd time into the downpour, we discovered the rain had stopped. How ironic!! How long were we in there anyway? Madness.. And my sis also would up carrying back home this paper bag of clothes that she had intended to give her friend R, when we met her earlier. None of us realized it until we were home. Talk about your mad days. But it was fun. She turned 21 on that day and there was a huge gala dinner at my place. And I mean HUGE!! We catered this huge bbq thing with 2 chefs who meticulously carved away at the lamb that my dad had specially bought. It was a whole lamb!! Speared thru and roasting over the charcoal. There was satay. And ice kacang and all the usual stuff. Mad rush of people came too. Fun day.
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