Wednesday, July 25, 2007

stranger

Was having dinner with Diamonds, Sapphire and Karats last night at a very popular streetside restaurant. This place is located in one of KL's most notorious places but it is known for it's good food and good prices. So there we were, eating the seafood delicacies. Actually it was more Diamonds and me that were gorging ourselves on the shellfish. Sapphire and Karats stuck to the tried and tested meals. It was raining and we were sitting under the umbrella with the passing cars and colourful people as entertainment. It was literal pig-fest. When it came to the bill, we decided to split it. Me and Diamonds paid for our seafood fiesta while Sapphire and Karats paid for theirs. But the road to paying glory was not an easy one. Becos the bill-collector was this old Chinese woman who could not make out what our orders were. She didn't speak English and we didn't speak Chinese save for Karats. So it was this huge chaos as she tried to figure out who had what and we explaining who had what. And then she called the other workers to come and help her figure it out. At one point, we had about 5 of them surrounding our table including the chefs! All talking excitedly and heatedly. I was in fear for my life. Cos they did not look friendly (don't forget this is gangster territory). I grabbed Sapphire's hand for my own comfort. Needless to say everyone was looking at our direction!! After what seemed like a court trial, our bill was settled.

The table next to us, was occupied by 2guys. Both abit sleazy looking but sexy in a VERY dirty way. Esp one of them. I didn't tell the others this cos they would freak out and die. So anyway, the 2 guys had a bottle of Chivas on the table with them and were happily emptying it. And through out our "bill trial" the better looking of the two started hitting on Diamonds quite blatantly. I caught the eye contacts and the subtle hinting cos I've had my share of it in clubs and bars. I finally told Diamonds to please ignore them and I'm pretty sure she was already ignoring them. And then he shifted his attention to me. And it was so plain obvious what he was trying to do. He was doing all sorts of actions and hints, asking me to leave the table and come over and join them. And I'm like.. How RUDE. I'm with friends. And any one of these girls could have been my girlfriend! My conclusion was this guy was just plain horny and just wanted to get laid and he would take anything or anyone he could. Sad.. Very sad.

And this again leads me to the plain old adage of why is it always the unpretty ones who dare come up to you and ask you out or even try their luck? This has been the topic of countless debates between my posse and me and our conclusion was that it's because they've got nothing to lose. Which is true. If at first you don't succeed, try try again. Sigh..

I read somewhere that Sex Favors The Bold. I find that true. Very true. Heaven knows I'd still be a virgin if I hadn't always acted on my thoughts.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

la isla bonita

Hola people!

Got back from Bali a few weeks ago with my best buds PY and NZ. And it was amazing! This was my return trip to the island paradise and I must say the magic is still there. I explored more of the island this time around and got to see things that held me breathless. Last time, I only concentrated on Kuta and all it's chaoticness and urban happening and beach boys. This time around, went out to Tanah Lot to visit the gorgeous temple in by the shore. Which is only accessible during lowtide. Went to Ubud, not really sure why we went to Ubud but we did. Saw lots of paddy fields. Enough to last me a lifetime. Went to Jimbaran where we stayed in the gorgeous Puri Bambu which is a paradise in itself. Such a secluded and quiet place. I daresay we were the noisiest there. The four days quickly ended (as all good things normally do) and we were soon back to the old status quo. But the memories and the feel of Bali is still with us.
Us doing what we do best. Camera whoring. This is officially our first pic of the trip!

PY wrote a brilliant review of our trip. Check it out and the pics too. Honeystar's Paradise Bali.

Our first night in Bali was spent in this hidden place in Legian called Bamboo Bed and Breakfast (BBB). Someone misread it as Banana Bed and Breakfast when i smsed him. That certain someone needs to get a stronger pair of glasses ;) BBB has 8 pretty rooms. The doors are pink in colour which is in contrast to almost everything else in the place. After checking in and all, we ventured out on foot. And walked and walked and walked. Exploring everything in sight. The sun began to set and we found ourselves on the beach. We then walked some more in the dark and found ourselves in Kuta! We eventually found our way back to BBB. Kuta at night is different from Kuta at day. But you never feel the sense of doom or danger there. You're perfectly safe. We played cards on our first night. Old Maid, Happy Family, Snap, Fishing. It was sheer childhood fun. It was simple yet enjoyable. Cos we were laughing and talking about things. We then ventured out to McDonald's for a bite. Which was a good half hour to get there. Came back and carried on with our "girltalk" And being typical A-listers we had E on the whole time to keep us up to date with our friends in Hollywood.
The pink doorThis is my fav bathroom of all the places we stayed. The mirror was huge. It was big and airy and it was outdoors. And it had this amazing showerhead which I'm still raving about til today ;)

Next day, we did a little shopping and changed hotels to Massa Inn in Kuta. Can you believe we passed this place twice or was it thrice the night before trying to locate it and we never did! It's like it popped out of nowhere! The location of this hotel is good. Right smack in the middle of the infamous Poppies Lane 1. Altho Poppies Lane 2 is where it's at now. We went down to the beach. Didn't do any Sports Illustrated shots cos we were afraid for our cameras. So I'm leaving that to ur imagination. The girls were in bikinis and I was in board shorts. I frolicked out into the waves. Enjoying it's caresses. The girls stayed on the beach doing their thing. And their thing on this day was getting sand into their bikini bottoms! We didn't manage to get a good tan despite the sun being superstrong. But it was amazing being on the beach. Checking out all the semi nude guys.

Massa Inn. Not gonna show you the interior. Nothing to shout about.

At night, we did our thing. Clubbing. Or at least the girls did. I met up with Derrick and we had a little chat away from all the noise. We started the night in Macaroni which had very interesting interior deco and their bathrooms were mirror mazes! This is the sink.

This is us, in the room about to head out.

We had pre-party drinks then I saw batman arrive on his bat-bike. The girls lived it up in Embargo where they got hit on left and right. So proud of my ladies that night. Wish I could have seen them in action. Got home, drunk and we bought this awesome too die for greasy pizza as after party snacks!

The next day, we visited a local performance show. I think it was called Barong Dance or something. I tell you, the drama in this show is worst than some of the drama you find on soap-operas! And the costumes!! Amazing!

The best part, we couldnt make out what was happening at most parts so we started guessing and I think we were pretty satisfied with our conclusions. This is us at the show. Post hangover!

After the show, we went to this place with gardens and gardens and intricate ornaments and very detailed carvings. It's owned by some rich guy who decided to make it a public place. Very nice of him. It's sort of like a secret garden thing.




We then journeyed to Sukawati to get tons of cheap stuff at bargain prices. We were literally in heaven! We did a quick pitstop in Ubud to check out the paddy fields. And along the way to Tanah Lot, our driver banged into this woman on a bike. It was very comical actually, cos I was asleep and I woke up just in time to see her in front of us and then sailing into a ditch (or at least I think it was a ditch, PY and NZ said it wasn't) But she survived to die another day and so did we. Needless to say, we were wide awake after that. We weren't very happy with our driver before this incident cos we were convinced he was taking us for a ride. He must have recognized us as the celebs we were and was taking us to all this paparazzi-infested places. Damn him. Can't even remember his name. And after this accident, we didn't like him even more. Stupid fool should keep his eye on the road.

But once we got to Tanah Lot, it was a whole different story. The beauty and majesty of the temple and the shores were amazing!! I was truly spellbound! A temple on the beach. How more inspiring can you get.








The last pic was taken by that fabulous photographer NZ. PY and me call it our honeymoon pic. Isn't it simply gorgeous? Check out the sky. It's so white!

We finally checked into Puri Bambu in Jimbaran. That wonderful place secluded away from prying eyes. Jimbaran has nothing to offer but peacefulness and relaxation especially if your hotel is anything like Puri Bambu. We had initially decided to walk out for seafood but decided to stay in and pig out on room service. But not before a dip in the icy ICY cold waters of the pool. It was freezing but invigorating! We spent the night talking and chilling. Tired from the day's adventures. I think we passed out one after the other.











Following day, we took the shuttle to Kuta where we did our last minute shopping in I think three hours. We had only one thing on our minds and that was to shop shop shop. The girls introduced me to LUSH and my money found it's home. Also bought tons of donuts from Krispe Kreme. And we went mental buying DVDs which were unbelievably cheap!
Lush goodies



Me trying very hard to crack open the donut box. It's built like a timebomb! But doesn't my hair look amazing?

All in all Bali was paradise. Had a blast. Especially because I went with two of my most favourite people in the world. The things we did, the stuff we shared. It was not only our mind and body that got relaxed and renewed but also friendship grew tighter. This was our first trip overseas together and I'm proud to say we had an amazing time.

This is my 5 fav Bali moments.

1) When we were in Puri Bambu, NZ had told us that it was so amazing that the rooms came with microwave ovens. Me and PY looked at each other spellbound. Really? It turns out it was the safe box. We had a very good laugh.
2) Massage. The massages were cheap and unbelievable. As you may have noticed we are very indulgent people. So we indulged in massages. The ones we had in Kuta was so relaxing. And the ones in Puri Bambu were satisfying.
3) When we staying in BBB, for some reason, our air-cond had a mind of it's own. It kept on switching off and on thru out the night which drove PY mad. At some points it was hot, and at other points it was cold! Madness.
4) Playing card games in BBB. Such a delightful time. Reliving our childhood and laughing trying to outdo each other esp me trying to keep a straight face playing old maid. I still laugh thinking about it.
5) Bargain hunting in the streets of Kuta and making jokes with the local merchants and trying our best to slash the prices. We rock at shopping.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

candyboy


This was taken on the last day in Bali. The hotel was Puri Bambu located in Jimbaran. It's an extremely gorgeous place. Quiet and beautiful. So much greenery and lushness. Feels like walking into a whole new world where war and crime do not exist. We were inspired to have a little mini photoshoot. This is mine. With a tree. Don't look too much into it. Check out the tree and it's branches and even the background. Very scenic. I like the shots alot. Taken simultaneously by the ever stunning Honeystar and brilliant Nazi.




Very GQ magazine material ;)