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Have you ever fucked two best friends without realizing they were best friends and without them even knowing that they've both slept with the same guy?

Let me elaborate.

About a month ago, I hooked up with this guy from work, Momma'sBoy. It was a definite casual thing. We both agreed that we saw each other solely as a piece of meat and nothing more. And it was fun. Except for the fact that Momma'sBoy had a thing for getting his toes suck. And not his big toe mind you. His little toes. Now let me state here that I don't suck toes. PERIOD. But this guy was literally begging me to do it. He even claimed that he can not cum without having his toes sucked. So there I was, him on his back, me straddling him, his legs up in the air and his feet/toes just about in front of me and I realized it was the moment of truth. Okay, to his defense, he had good feet. Almost as good as mine. They were nicely pedicured and his skin was definitely healthy looking with no dryness or calluses. But I just could not do it. Instead, it held on to his toes. I grasped his feet like one who normally grasp someone's hand. My fingers interlaced with his toes. And to my amazement, it did the job, it drove him to kingdom come :)

Okay..

A few days ago, I met up with his guy whom a mutual friend, BrownBanana said was definitely my kinda guy. And I'm like okay sure. So I met MrGreenEyed and we went for dinner and ended up at his place, naked. It was kind of a one sided thing, cos I was not interested in him in a sexual way but since I was horny, I thought why not. But MrGreenEyed seemed to be having the time of his life ;)

And yesterday, I discovered from BrownBanana that MrGreenEyed and Momma'sBoy have been best of friends for the past 5 or 6 years. They both met at a previous company and have been buddies since. And I'm like.. O. M. G.

And I'm thinking to myself, have they exchanged notes? Have they both decided that I'm a God damn son of a bitch since I never called them after that? I hate it when my past conquests have connections to each other. Maybe I should learn to get over that.

But what really intrigues me is this.. Cos I'm pretty certain they're not the kiss and tell types. So i'm sure they haven't told each other about me. And it's kind of funny. You and your best friend have slept with the same guy but you just don't know it.

Life is never dull ;)

straight thru my heart

Today I dropped my laptop.

I don't know how it happened or why it happened but it happened. One minute it was on the table, the next minute it was on the floor. And I swear to you, time stood still for at least two minutes. Nothing moved, no sound was heard anywhere, time literally stood still as I stood there looking at my poor poor baby on the cold hard marble floor.

Thank God, my baby is still in good working condition. Thank God, thank my lucky stars and thank all the angels in the world.

Not sure what I would do if I lost this baby. Probably go mad and go on another shopping spree.